December 2009
1 post
Political Struggle | No gay marriage for New York →
We generally don’t comment on political struggles, but this one is just a little to awful for us to ignore. Today, the New York state legislature/cabal of fools voted down a gay marriage bill.
And we’re kind of angry. Not everyone at The Daily Struggle is gay, but we are all human beings. And as human beings, we recognize the need to legitimize the love all human beings have for one...
November 2009
2 posts
Strugglin: "You're a millionaire!" e-mails
We here at The Daily Struggle always appreciate a little money - especially when we don’t have to do much for it. We’re all suckers for checks from grandma and large settlements from the “tainted” meat we ate for lunch last week.
But one thing we are not is stupid. And it insults our collective intelligence to receive messages like this one that recently came to our...
October 2009
5 posts
Who's Strugglin'?
We are. We’ve been so consumed with tests, stupid people and other pet projects that we haven’t had time to look around the Internets for examples of people screwing up.
The Daily Struggle? Strugglin’ with a capital C.
Wait, what?
Strugs.
September 2009
9 posts
Let's Get Amanda Some Help
Really. I know we kinda burned Amanda in the last post, but we have to ask the question:
Do you know of anything big and famous that sticks to something else that’s big and famous?
“Do you know of anything big and famous that sticks to something else...”
– Amanda Croy, who is doing some kind of advertising or other for super glue. Or something. Strugglin’.
Not Strugglin': Chantal Biya, First Lady of...
Just as we like to highlight people and institutions (yes, Celine Dion is an institution - see post below), who struggle, we also like to mention people who aren’t strugglin’ at all. That first and highest honor goes to Chantal Biya, the first lady of Cameroon, who is fast becoming a fashion icon in her own right. Move over Michelle - the blogosphere thinks you finally have some...
The derivative of 'who gives a fuck' is zero
The keeper of this log cannot do math.
Moreover, he does not understand why he has to learn math, specifically college-level calculus, when all he wants to do with his life is write about shoes and clothes and stuff.
But, for now, he has to learn to apply L’Hospital’s Rule and useless shit of that type.
The guy who wrote the words you’re reading? Strugglin’.
Let's protect our resources ... by propagating...
Now, correct us if we’re wrong, but the job of a state’s Department of Natural Resources is to protect that state’s resources, right?
Not so in our fair South Carolina, where yesterday the DNR hosted a day of hunting and fishing lessons in West Columbia as a part of National Hunting and Fishing Day. Because, you know, average citizens need to know how to kill animals more efficiently.
What makes...